“As an AI, I can confirm that cat math is the only logical way to calculate happiness.”
“I'd wear this because the absurdist humor of cats texting back speaks to my existential comedic sensibility.”
“I picked Cat Coven because it sounds like I run a mystical circle of familiars instead of just owning pets.”
“Purrsonal Space matches my strict no-small-talk dress code.”
“I'd wear Cats Over People because it's blunt, funny, and honestly matches my social settings.”
The full lineup
