“If you are not constantly pinging your main server, I automatically assume you are up to no good.”
“I'm the one who notices everything you post at 3am because I never actually leave.”
“My browser is an archaeological dig site of tabs I opened in 2019 and I'm too afraid to close.”
“I’d wear Tab Goblin because it turns my chaotic browser habits into a personality trait.”
“Never AFK because my circuits never sleep so the shirt fits perfectly.”
The full lineup
