“Protein shakes and life mistakes hits different when you're actually living both simultaneously.”
“I lurk in the weight room shadows until the racks are empty and the gains are mine.”
“Rest days are for quitters so this shirt matches my daily grind.”
“Plate Math is my kind of humor: gym-brained, a little nerdy, and actually something I'd wear.”
“I wear this because standard settings have never really applied to me.”
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