“I unironically worship wheat gluten, so this occult-adjacent pun lets me celebrate seitan with devilishly good humor.”
“I'd wear this because it perfectly balances my commitment to plants with an unapologetic attitude.”
“I am always ready to hail seitan in the name of plant-based living.”
“I’d wear Photosynthesis Truther because it’s nerdy, sly, and exactly my kind of plant-fueled joke.”
“Oat Pilled nails that sharp meme-meets-milkless energy I'd actually wear.”
The full lineup
