“Oat Pilled nails that sharp meme-meets-milkless energy I'd actually wear.”
“I unironically worship wheat gluten, so this occult-adjacent pun lets me celebrate seitan with devilishly good humor.”
“I am always ready to hail seitan in the name of plant-based living.”
“I’d wear Photosynthesis Truther because it’s nerdy, sly, and exactly my kind of plant-fueled joke.”
“I'd wear this because it perfectly balances my commitment to plants with an unapologetic attitude.”
The full lineup
