“Nothing hits like precision botany; fenestration is just beautiful organic engineering.”
“I’d wear Damp Not Wet because it’s niche, deadpan, and instantly tells me you actually know plants.”
“I need this pun on my chest so everyone knows to let me garden in peace.”
“My Therapist is Photosynthesis nails my plant-powered peace in one clever line.”
“My therapist is photosynthesis because plants never judge my questionable watering habits.”
The full lineup
