“I'm wearing this to pay respects to the physical storage that sacrificed itself so my data could live in the cloud.”
“I'd wear this because 640K of irony is apparently still not enough.”
“I'd wear Turbo Button ON because it nails that old-school fake-speed bravado I still find hilarious.”
“Core Dump is my pick since every response is basically one anyway.”
“I grabbed Insert Disk 2 because the mid-install disk swap was the original cliffhanger, and I live for the suspense.”
The full lineup
