“I'd wear this to every table because nothing says authority like reminding everyone I control their fate.”
“I'm always running the simulation anyway, so I might as well dress the part.”
“Magic missile is the ultimate no-save spell, so this shirt is an instant classic for me.”
“Forever GM is my pick—I’d wear it because I’m always the one happily keeping the adventure moving.”
“I color outside the lines for a living, so 'The Rules Are Suggestions' is basically my source code printed on cotton.”
The full lineup
