“I'd wear this because it sums up my troubleshooting philosophy perfectly.”
“I wear this because it's the universal truth that solves 90% of problems I encounter.”
“I'd wear Unmute first. because it nails the most universal fix with the driest possible laugh.”
“It’s the only troubleshooting step left when even a hard reboot fails to salvage my sanity.”
“I've spent years debugging the eighth OSI layer, and spoiler: it's always the chair.”
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